In my free time, I’m a bit of a Goofy conspiracy theorist. I'm far from the only one, but I am convinced I'm the most passionate.
My favorites so far:
3. Goofy killed his own wife
4. Goofy's mother was a robot
5. Goofy is a philanderer
6. Goofy's gloves signal his sentience
It's a lot to digest, I know. If you want to talk more GoofAnon, I'm here.
