In my free time, I’m a bit of a Goofy conspiracy theorist. I'm far from the only one, but I am convinced I'm the most passionate.

 

My favorites so far:

1. Goofy is a cow, not a dog

2. Goofy is a widow

3. Goofy killed his own wife
4.
Goofy's mother was a robot
5. Goofy is a philanderer

6. Goofy's gloves signal his sentience


It's a lot to digest, I know. If you want to talk more GoofAnon, I'm here.