THE CONS AND PROS OF MY LIFE SO FAR
CON: My first word was "firefuck."
PRO: I cuss more intuitively than anyone else.
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CON: As a baby, I was put to sleep with the exact same music every night (History: America's Greatest Hits).
PRO: As an adult, I know exactly what music to play to reach an infant-like state of relaxation.
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CON: In an age where everyone is obsessing over the latest Netflix series, my favorite show is from the '60s.
PRO: I've gotten really good at saying "the Twilight Zone" in a foreboding voice.
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CON: I broke my nose from a pretty tough fall my senior year of college.
PRO: If you can present to a class with a giant cast taped to your face, you can present anywhere.
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CON: Learning guitar is pretty hard, and so far I can only play a few songs.
PRO: Instead of asking my friends to "pass the aux" at parties, I now ask them to "pass the axe" (questionable if pro or con).
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I'VE RECENTLY READ
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I CAN BE CONTACTED AT
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MY CAREER CURRENTLY LOOKS LIKE
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